There once was a funny bear who had no money all he wished for was a bucket of honey, One bright day when the weather was fine and sunny, he had a grumbling in his tummy, He wanted that bucket of honey from the store, but funny bear was broke and had no money, So he sat on a log of wood and drifted to sleep, Then suddenly he heard a screech and there was a beautiful parrot

Who stood with a carrot, So funny bear said ” Oh Parrot, Oh Parrot you have a carrot, but I am broke and sore and want that bucket of honey from the store” Haughty Parrot replied “Oh my wings are tired And I have travelled a lot , But I am, sorry I have no money for your honey pot”.

Funny bear went for a walk looking for someone to talk . What he saw gave him a shock, There was a carnival in the forest

There was a stage for anyone who wanted to talk or sing or dance. Funny bear looked like he was in a trance, gave his name and this was his time for fame and the winner got the money if he was entertaining and funny, the weather was bright and sunny. Funny bear took a deep breath and the crowd was looking at him with curiosity , Funny bear thought to himself this was no time to worry, he had to have that bucket of honey, His friends always said he was funny,

The Curtain arose, funny bear took the mike and started telling funny tales and the laughter came in bales and there were more tales and more laughter. This funny bear was comedian master. When the time finished the curtains closed and they put a bill in his hand and his reaction froze , he was no longer funny, broke and sore, He won the score. He went to the store and bought his pot of honey, He now had money for many pots of honey.

The next day he sat on the green grass eating his honey and counting his money he said to his friend the haughty parrot, ” You have a carrot but I am funny and for that I will never regret “