Funny Bear Who Loved Honey

There once was a funny bear who had no money all he wished for was a bucket of honey

One bright day when the weather was fine and sunny

He had a grumbling in his tummy

He wanted that bucket of honey from the store but funny bear was broke and had no money

So he sat on a log of wood and as he drifted to sleep

He heard a screech and there a beautiful parrot, stood with a carrot

So funny bear said “parrot oh parrot you have carrot but I am broke and sore and want that bucket of honey from the store”

Haughty parrot replied oh my wings are tired I travelled a lot, but I am sorry I have no money for your honey pot,

Funny bear went for a walk looking for someone to talk

What he saw gave him a shock

There was a carnival in the forest and there was a stage for anyone who wanted to talk or sing or dance

Funny bear looked like he was in a trance gave his name this was his time for fame and the winner got money if he was entertaining and funny

The weather was bright and sunny

Funny bear took a deep breath and people were looking at him with curiosity

Funny bear thought to himself this is not a time to worry, he had to have that bucket with honey

His friends always said he was funny, the curtain arose funny bear took the mike and started telling funny tales and the laughter came in bales there were more tales and more laughter

This funny bear was now a comedian master

When the time finished and the curtain close they put a bill in his hand and his reaction froze he was no more funny broke and sore he won the score he went to the store and had his pot of honey he now had money for many pots of honey

The next day he sat on the green grass eating his honey and counting his money he said to his friend the haughty parrot you have a carrot but I am funny and that I will never regret

The end